Attention: Lady at Zumba

Please stop making faces at yourself in the mirror during class. It is really distracting. You are over 60 and look like your face is in permanent facelift mode. You can mueva your colita without that face. Also, I get to class early to stake out the same spot I have been standing in for over a year. Please do not bring yourself and 2 new friends and crowd around me. I can hear you call me the tall girl. I know I'm tall. I stand in front so that I can see and no one has to look over me to see the instructor. And I know the routines because I have been attending this class a LOT longer than you. If you want to fight for Tuesday night, BRING IT ON!